[009] honesty is rarely the best policy
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
notafuckingnutWe crash into things, we stop at fucking weird places, and now the damn boat floods? What's next, we get hit by pirates?
...Actually that would be kinda cool. Maybe then I would get to kill people without everybody hassling me about it all the time. Or join them; I like their philosophy. Their eye patches? Not so much. They creep me out.
Although they are kinda cool underneath; did you know eyeballs don't squish as much as you'd think?
[Cheerful, AFFECTED Richie is both cheerful and affected! Warning: he also shares ENTIRELY too much and is likely to run his mouth until you tell him you really would like him to stop talking. And even then he might try to continue anyway.
Belated, and I really should have put this up sooner:
Trigger Warnings: contained below is casual discussion of rape, torture, animal abuse, accidental murder, and confusion between kink and domestic violence, as well as TERRIBLE anti-rape advice.]
...Actually that would be kinda cool. Maybe then I would get to kill people without everybody hassling me about it all the time. Or join them; I like their philosophy. Their eye patches? Not so much. They creep me out.
Although they are kinda cool underneath; did you know eyeballs don't squish as much as you'd think?
[Cheerful, AFFECTED Richie is both cheerful and affected! Warning: he also shares ENTIRELY too much and is likely to run his mouth until you tell him you really would like him to stop talking. And even then he might try to continue anyway.
Belated, and I really should have put this up sooner:
Trigger Warnings: contained below is casual discussion of rape, torture, animal abuse, accidental murder, and confusion between kink and domestic violence, as well as TERRIBLE anti-rape advice.]
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Date: 2011-10-07 01:42 pm (UTC)Great, [she mumbles, stuffing it away.] My item just went off, I have to go find my Inmate. Thanks for offering to help, though.
[Claire is already walking away, whipping out her communicator and shooting a fast and private text to Bourne, asking him to cover the gym while she pretends to find Mr. Pink. She calls over her shoulder,] Bye, Richie, see you.
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Date: 2011-10-07 01:51 pm (UTC)...What? Um. Yeah, sure, no problem. Maybe another time...? See you, Claire.
[He's just...going to watch her leave for a bit. And then find his way back to his cabin since APPARENTLY she's just going to take off like that. Always the wrong ending. ALWAYS.]