[008] sorry I crashed through your window on acid

[notafuckingnut]

Sooo.  What the fuck was that?  Stuck in a Disney movie?  What's with that, that's like...somebody's idea of a joke or something.  It has to be.  Or one of the circles of hell.  How can you land somewhere and it just....takes over everything, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

...And now I have all these weird-ass thoughts and shit and MAKE THEM GO AWAY holy fucking shit.

Also THANK YOU ASSHOLE for removing the censors; growling doesn't quite work the same way.

I fucking swear I'm staying below deck next time.

...And I can't find my glasses.  If anybody took them or found them somewhere, I really need them back.

[PRIVATE to Lua]

I swear I wasn't actually gonna eat you. [...probably.]   ...Even though I said I was.  I didn't mean it, you didn't have to take off like that the minute my back was turned.  [He might still be a little offended about that.]

[PRIVATE to Claire]

...Violet?  Really?

[Pause pause pause]

...And I guess I should probably apologize for kidnapping you.  [Probably.  Although he's not sure WHY he should.]

Comments

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know yours, so quit fucking flipping out on me, okay? I've never seen you before in my life, so whoever the fuck you think I am, I'm not.

[Look, ma! No extraneous arm movements! *gasp* Although he is starting to get agitated because Pink is FREAKING OUT AT HIM.]

[likeprofesional.livejournal.com]

[Deep breaths. Several of them. SORRY HE'S JUST A LITTLE TENSE.]

But the suit. It's a little different, but...

[Oh look, Richie, have a test!]

What's 'Like a Virgin' about?

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[All the confusion.]

I dunno, I heard it's about a girl who's kind of a slut who finds this guy who she screws who, when they do, it's like she's never been before? But I mean...that's just what I heard, I don't really listen to her stuff.

...Why?

[likeprofesional.livejournal.com]

[...Now that's just not fair, Richie. A long pause goes here.]

Fine. You're not Mr. Brown. I didn't like the guy but at least he knew how to talk like he had a fucking backbone. [Siiiiigh.] I fucking hate this boat and its fucking bullshit 'clones'.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

HEY I've got a fucking backbone. I just don't know why you're fucking grilling me; I SAID I wasn't this Brown guy, why can't you just take my word for it? You dont hafta make up all these bullshit questions like you're James fucking Bond or something.

[likeprofesional.livejournal.com]

One question. That's all I needed. And hey, dipshit, here's a fucking newsflash: people lie. It's the only universal truth one can depend on in life. Ironic, huh?

[The other truth being that washing hands is a GOOD THING. But that's more of a Minor Truth.]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

So did I pass or what?

[Ignoring EVERYTHING ELSE you just said, Pink.]