notafuckingnut: (...I grind my teeth)
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Sooo.  What the fuck was that?  Stuck in a Disney movie?  What's with that, that's like...somebody's idea of a joke or something.  It has to be.  Or one of the circles of hell.  How can you land somewhere and it just....takes over everything, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

...And now I have all these weird-ass thoughts and shit and MAKE THEM GO AWAY holy fucking shit.

Also THANK YOU ASSHOLE for removing the censors; growling doesn't quite work the same way.

I fucking swear I'm staying below deck next time.

...And I can't find my glasses.  If anybody took them or found them somewhere, I really need them back.

[PRIVATE to Lua]

I swear I wasn't actually gonna eat you. [...probably.]   ...Even though I said I was.  I didn't mean it, you didn't have to take off like that the minute my back was turned.  [He might still be a little offended about that.]

[PRIVATE to Claire]

...Violet?  Really?

[Pause pause pause]

...And I guess I should probably apologize for kidnapping you.  [Probably.  Although he's not sure WHY he should.]

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Date: 2011-09-21 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com
...

...

...that was you? The monster?

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Date: 2011-09-21 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Apparently...? It wasn't me, it just

...was.

...You believe me, right? I wasn't actually gonna eat you.
Edited Date: 2011-09-21 08:10 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-09-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com
...yeah.

You remember much about it?

[She's not going to tell him the truth; the other her thought he was serious, and she still doesn't know if that girl was really her, so doesn't know how much he was Richie.]

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Date: 2011-09-21 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Some. It's all...weird though. Like...remembering somebody else's memories.

[He dislikes it. A LOT. His head's confusing enough on a good day, he does NOT need somebody else's memories in there too.]

You?

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Date: 2011-09-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com
... 's a good way to put it.

Think I still acted like me.

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Date: 2011-09-21 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...You waited until I left and then disappeared.

[...You wouldn't do that normally, right?

....RIGHT?]

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Date: 2011-09-21 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
Oh, hell, that was you?

Hey, I fell overboard, it wasn't like I chose the name. Her aunts did, so...yeah.

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Date: 2011-09-21 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
No, it wasn't me. It was a muppet piranha. But...I guess, yeah.

[Ffff. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything. Maybe this was a bad idea.]

You don't look like a Violet though.

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Date: 2011-09-21 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
[Snorts.] A what? I've never even heard of that. Is it weird to think he was kind of cute? He even had your glasses!

No, I can agree with you there. I have no idea what they were thinking. But, um, thanks for the apology.

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Date: 2011-09-22 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...Whatever it's called. Goblin. Or something. It's the teeth. It's like a piranha, only like a muppet.

[Scoff] Well of course he had my glasses; he was me. Only...not.

You thought it was cute?

[Stop giving him ideas, Claire. More specifically stop making him jealous of a MUPPET.]


I'm s'posed to apologize, right? 'Cause I kidnapped you.

[Not that he's sorry. He just figures that's what's expected.]

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Date: 2011-09-22 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
[Chuckles.] No, I like muppet piranha better.

It's the nice thing to do, yeah, even if it wasn't really you. I like hearing it, anyway. [Shrugs.] And it wasn't like you ate me or tortured me...I think he just really needed a friend or something. Or I'm crazy, I don't know.

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Date: 2011-09-21 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
You were so cute! I would have snuggled you but I was tiny.

Date: 2011-09-22 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
How did you...? [HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HIMSELF, how does she knowwwww]

And why would I want to be snuggled, anyway?

Date: 2011-09-22 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
There were a dearth of fuzzy growly things in that town. Scaly growly things, sure.

Why would you want snuggles? Boobies, you silly guy!

Date: 2011-09-22 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...Oh.

[And ALL THE AWKWARD and self-conscious because eeee a Girl.]

Well...yeah. I mean...besides that.

Date: 2011-09-22 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
Allow me to expound on the virtues of snuggling.

Shared body heat. Boobies. Potentially leads to sex. Good thing to do while watching a movie, baking cookies, waiting for a train or sharing an umbrella. Says a lot without saying anything--a good snuggle is worth several "talk about our feelings". Also makes talking about one's feelings easier. Very good after a nasty nightmare. Relaxes the body, evens the heartrate and helps one feel less pissed off at the world.

I could go on....

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mightymorbid: (lol u mad?)
From: [personal profile] mightymorbid
Fun, isn't it?

Date: 2011-09-22 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...Is that s'posed to be sarcasm?

Date: 2011-09-22 06:41 pm (UTC)
mightymorbid: (isn't that cute)
From: [personal profile] mightymorbid
Got it in one.

Date: 2011-09-22 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
You weren't a fan either. Was anyone?

Date: 2011-09-23 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeprofesional.livejournal.com
...Mr. Brown? What the fuck you doing here?

Date: 2011-09-23 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[A blank look, and cue an attempt to behave and be all low key; hi there, new guy.]

...Who? No, I'm Richie. I think you've got me confused with somebody.

Date: 2011-09-23 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeprofesional.livejournal.com
Whoah, man! I don't want to know your name! Fucking Christ, doesn't anyone believe in being professional anymore?!

[Sigh.] Look, I know your face. Hard fucking one to miss.

Date: 2011-09-23 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Well I don't know yours, so quit fucking flipping out on me, okay? I've never seen you before in my life, so whoever the fuck you think I am, I'm not.

[Look, ma! No extraneous arm movements! *gasp* Although he is starting to get agitated because Pink is FREAKING OUT AT HIM.]

Date: 2011-09-23 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeprofesional.livejournal.com
[Deep breaths. Several of them. SORRY HE'S JUST A LITTLE TENSE.]

But the suit. It's a little different, but...

[Oh look, Richie, have a test!]

What's 'Like a Virgin' about?

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Richie Gecko

It's a Dark Night

hot air hangs like a dead man
from a white oak tree
people sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be
dark night
dark night

the neighborhood was changing
strangers moving in
a new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes at him

she was young and pretty
no stranger to other men
but doors were being locked at night
old lines were drawn again

I thought things like that
didn't matter anymore
I thought all the blood
had been shed long ago

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