notafuckingnut: (SO not cool dude)
[personal profile] notafuckingnut
[Text.  Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway?  The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an hour?  This is bullshit.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Oh, great. What the hell kind of shitty motel doesn't even have basic cable?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 04:29 am (UTC)
hatestriangles: (lol yeah right)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
[A short laugh.]

Oh, this isn't a motel, buddy.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
So people keep saying. It sure as hell looks like a motel.

[Denial, thy name is Richie]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 12:09 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (i don't care enough to look at you)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Maybe in your room it does. Just go take a look upstairs. Trust me, man, you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.

["It" being the massive spacescape the Barge is floating through as seen from up on deck.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Upstairs. Right.

[Have some background noises for a bit as Richie tries to find his way around. And promptly gets lost at least twice; this is why he's not allowed out on his own (among other, better reasons).]

Do these stairs ever fucking stop?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 12:46 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (well idk maybe you're an idiot)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
[Eyeroll.] Just keep going up, slick. There's only eight floors.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[Grumble grumble, and face-pulling, not that Perry can see. But eventually the stairs stop! Finally. Cue moments of complete silence, and then:]

...Where the hell are we?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 01:01 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (nahhh)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
There it is. [You can hear the grin; sometimes Perry enjoys trolling newbies.] As for where we are? It's going to sound fucking crazy, man, but we're on a spaceship. Well, it's more a freaking cruise ship that sails through space actually, not that it makes much of a difference to us inmates.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
There's that word again. What the hell do you mean, inmates. I've been to prison, there's no prison I've ever heard of that's a fucking cruise ship in the middle of space.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 01:56 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (look i seriously don't understand)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Yeah, well, consider yourself hearing it now. This ship's a prison alright. Run by a terrible fucking driver who calls himself the Admiral. He's an asshole and no one's ever seen him. It's staffed by wardens he picks up from all over. [His tone drops from explained-this-all-before casual to a lower growl.] We're the inmates. And we're all dead.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[A scoff]

Bullshit. I'm not dead, I'm breathing and everything. After what that fucking bitch did to me Seth must have just got me to a hospital or something and --

[Yeeeah no. That is a lie, it doesn't work or make sense or explain anything.]

...Fuck.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 02:49 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (lol no scar tissue c:)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Yeah. You're freaking dead, man. Whatever that "fucking bitch" did to you must've been pretty serious.

[Pause.]

But hey, according to the wardens, it's not permanent. All you've got to do is want it real hard and then, if you redeem yourself, you get to wake up back home alive and kicking.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-10 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
She bit me, is what she did.

[...Which is worse than it sounds, but he's not going into it.]

Oh, is that all. Redeem myself for what?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 12:16 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (pfft shut up dude)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Whatever it was that they say you did wrong back home. [If you could see him, he'd be waving a hand dismissively.]

She bit you to death?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
What, like the robberies and shit? But we had to do those.

[...And clearly he has never done anything else wrong or worse in his entire life.]

She took a fucking chunk out of my neck.

[...No, he is NOT letting this go. Apparently.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 12:48 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (/taunt taunt taunt)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Sounds like a pretty bad date, man.

[He'll come back to the way the Barge works later. For now, time for trollin'.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Don't trust strippers in Mexico, man. Fuck.

So how'd you die?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 07:45 am (UTC)
hatestriangles: (something said not good)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
On the operating table.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...You serious? What, you get shot or something?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 12:58 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (/deciding how best to kill you)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Yeah, I'm serious. Why the fuck would I say it if I wasn't serious? Some asshole cop motherfucker shot me twice.

[Yes, that was totally the thing that killed him. Or at least, that's all he's going to tell you.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Fucking pig. What'd he do that for?

[OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE PERRY WAS DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLE, RICHIE. geez.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:37 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (i'm getting you fuckers out of me)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Guess he thought I deserved it.

[IT'S SO TRUE. Aaaand Perry's changing the subject.]

So who's Seth?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Hope you made him pay for it, at least.

He's my brother. We were on a job and then... [there was celebration and everything went to hell?] Now I'm here. I kinda figured he would be too.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:20 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (think you're tough?)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
I will.

What, he get bitten as well?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
No -- at least, not that I know. He coulda been.

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Richie Gecko

It's a Dark Night

hot air hangs like a dead man
from a white oak tree
people sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be
dark night
dark night

the neighborhood was changing
strangers moving in
a new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes at him

she was young and pretty
no stranger to other men
but doors were being locked at night
old lines were drawn again

I thought things like that
didn't matter anymore
I thought all the blood
had been shed long ago

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