notafuckingnut: (SO not cool dude)
[personal profile] notafuckingnut
[Text.  Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway?  The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an hour?  This is bullshit.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
What, like the robberies and shit? But we had to do those.

[...And clearly he has never done anything else wrong or worse in his entire life.]

She took a fucking chunk out of my neck.

[...No, he is NOT letting this go. Apparently.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 12:48 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (/taunt taunt taunt)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Sounds like a pretty bad date, man.

[He'll come back to the way the Barge works later. For now, time for trollin'.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-11 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Don't trust strippers in Mexico, man. Fuck.

So how'd you die?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 07:45 am (UTC)
hatestriangles: (something said not good)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
On the operating table.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...You serious? What, you get shot or something?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 12:58 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (/deciding how best to kill you)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Yeah, I'm serious. Why the fuck would I say it if I wasn't serious? Some asshole cop motherfucker shot me twice.

[Yes, that was totally the thing that killed him. Or at least, that's all he's going to tell you.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Fucking pig. What'd he do that for?

[OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE PERRY WAS DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLE, RICHIE. geez.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:37 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (i'm getting you fuckers out of me)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Guess he thought I deserved it.

[IT'S SO TRUE. Aaaand Perry's changing the subject.]

So who's Seth?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Hope you made him pay for it, at least.

He's my brother. We were on a job and then... [there was celebration and everything went to hell?] Now I'm here. I kinda figured he would be too.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:20 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (think you're tough?)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
I will.

What, he get bitten as well?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
No -- at least, not that I know. He coulda been.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:48 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (I'd flirt but I have no junk)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Is getting attacked by crazy girls a regular hazard in your line of work or was it a special occasion?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
One girl. The rest of 'em were keeping to themselves aside from the dancing. And no, it's not a fucking regular thing.

[Yes, he sounds a little offended by your implications, Perry.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 03:02 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (hey dew is it cold outside?)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
So it was a special occasion, then?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Do you get attacked by girls who are batshit insane regularly?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 03:25 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (oh i'm really scared)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
I don't get attacked at all. [A little exaggeration, but he's usually the one doing the attacking.]
Edited Date: 2011-08-12 03:25 pm (UTC)

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 03:49 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (yeah y'know i think i'm okay)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Whatever.

[Hear that eyeroll, Richie? Pause.]

What's your name, anyway?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[Not amused in the least, but he'll answer that anyway.]

Richie. You?

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 04:07 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (so high and mighty)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
Perry Dawsey.

You're taking this whole Barge thing surprisingly well, man.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-12 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Last I knew I was dealing with either vampires or fucking cannibals. A prison spaceship doesn't seem that fucked up in comparison.

[...That and he figures it'll all go away soon; it usually does.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-13 06:31 am (UTC)
hatestriangles: (i don't care enough to look at you)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
[Seriously, Richie? There's a strange pause, then Perry continues, tone no different.]

Well hey, we get vampires here too. Cannibals, I don't know. Far as I know we don't have any of those. I fucking hope we don't, anyway.

Voice

Date: 2011-08-13 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[...In his defense, he didn't know there are vampires here? And things operate differently in Richieland anyway.]

...You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[Panic or go hunting...decisions, decisions...]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-14 12:46 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (well you asked for it)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
What, about vampires? Nope. Bloodsuckers get special considerations from the Admiral and everything. The kitchen gets supplies of blood for them to eat.

[He sounds kind of really grossed out right now.]

Voice

Date: 2011-08-14 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Bullshit. How the fuck does that happen?

Voice

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Richie Gecko

It's a Dark Night

hot air hangs like a dead man
from a white oak tree
people sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be
dark night
dark night

the neighborhood was changing
strangers moving in
a new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes at him

she was young and pretty
no stranger to other men
but doors were being locked at night
old lines were drawn again

I thought things like that
didn't matter anymore
I thought all the blood
had been shed long ago

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