[034] May the Fourth (Wall) Be With You

[notafuckingnut]

...I'm not gonna ask for porn this time. Too much weird shit happened last time.

If that crazy-ass pony's back, though, I promise it's glue. You're funny enough but nobody gets to talk to me like that and get away with it.

[He's not asking for Seth he's not he's NOT. Seth isn't here, he won't be, he can't be.]

So. Hi everybody, I guess? I'd say welcome, but you don't want to be here. Trust me.

Comments

[alwayshasaplan]

Yep. I don't know what the deal is about how women are supposed to only be hot from like, sixteen to twenty four. It just ain't true.

[It is so comforting to be doing something normal for the first time in weeks.]

Tina fucking Turner, man. Those legs. She's like, what, fifty? Older? Still got it.

[notafuckingnut]

Yeah, I mean. Shit, there's plenty of broads still rockin' it. Elvira? Age is just a number anyway, there's plenty of the younger ones who...You can't beat the classics, you know?

[alwayshasaplan]

I'm telling you, man, once we find a way to get you out of there I'm finding myself a nice thirtysomething. Younger girls always try to change you.

[notafuckingnut]

...or get you arrested.

[Richie your life and choices.]