[034] May the Fourth (Wall) Be With You

[notafuckingnut]

...I'm not gonna ask for porn this time. Too much weird shit happened last time.

If that crazy-ass pony's back, though, I promise it's glue. You're funny enough but nobody gets to talk to me like that and get away with it.

[He's not asking for Seth he's not he's NOT. Seth isn't here, he won't be, he can't be.]

So. Hi everybody, I guess? I'd say welcome, but you don't want to be here. Trust me.

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[shinylittlekey]

[Meet the Slayer's little sister.]

...Ew. You asked for porn?

[notafuckingnut]

Uh. Yeah?

[WHERE IS THE WEIRD IN THIS there is none.

Also hello teenage girl, way to make this uncomfortable. He's just...going to be over here.]

I mean...I didn't ask this time. I'm just...saying.

[shinylittlekey]

[THERE IS AN ENTIRE WORLD OF WEIRD IN THAT. Except maybe not really. Boys like to ask for porn, Dawn is aware of this.]

So you're hoping you won't get porn this time? [She's good at making things uncomfortable. She has the power of AWKWARD on her side.]

[notafuckingnut]

I know better than to ask this time? I ended up with a genie and a pony last time.

[...it was a very strange day. He's also trying not to be a creep here, but. He kind of fails at that part; ohhh girls. How do they work.]

[shinylittlekey]

...A pony gave you porn? [Expression clearly reading: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING.]

[notafuckingnut]

No, the genie gave me porn.

...Well. It said it would, but there was a contract I had to sign first.

[All the face pulling.]