[015] it keeps dragging me down, it's getting kind of lame

[notafuckingnut]

[The camera shows the ceiling of his room and all its varied cracks, and...that's it.  Off-camera you can hear Richie shouting at...something and the occasional crash of one thing or another toppling from its usual spot.  The camera view shakes once, then stills again.

Fortunately he doesn't actually have that many belongings to break.]

Stay. Still.  You fucking COCKROACH.

[Another crash as something shatters into pieces.]


a/n: Someone's room has been invaded by faeries.  Well.  One, anyway.  His door's open, so feel free to stop by if you hear the ruckus!

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[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

[He barely notices. He's rolled under the bed to escape the fairies and they counter by rocking the mattress above him.]

Yeah, yeah, you told me! But you didn't tell me how to get rid of them!

[Now they're flitting under the bed too, poking him relentlessly and giggling all the while. He's seriously consider morphing, right here with Richie watching, just to be rid of these little bastards.]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

'Cause I don't know! I keep trying and they won't fucking leave. Generally if you kill things they stop, but I can't even catch 'em.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

Fuck this shit. These little bastards wanna fuck with me, I'll give 'em something to fuck with.

[David's picked the rattlesnake, and in doing so, forgotten Rule #34 of the Evil Overlord list.]