[001] where were you, I was worried

[notafuckingnut]

[Text.  Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway?  The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an hour?  This is bullshit.

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Voice.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got bit by some fucking bitch, and now I'm here. Why? And what's "the Barge"?

Voice.

[batmanschmatman]

It's... sort of like purgatory, I guess. It's a ship for people who need redemption. The people here are either wardens or inmates. Since you didn't make a deal to get here, I'd guess you're an inmate.

Voice.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...I'm on a boat? You're fucking kidding me. And I don't need redemption, I need my goddamn brother so I can get the hell out of here.

Voice.

[batmanschmatman]

Who's your brother?

Voice.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[so.effing.wary. This is probably a bad idea]

...Seth.

Voice.

[batmanschmatman]

Can't say I've ever heard of him.

Voice.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Fucking great.

...What did you mean by inmate?

Voice.

[batmanschmatman]

Okay, I know this sounds like a weird question, but did you die?

Voice.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[A scoff; what a ridiculous question.]

No.

[Pause]

Maybe. I don't fucking know. One minute I'm in a scene out of some fucking horror movie, the next I'm in this shitty room.