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[Text.  Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway?  The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an hour?  This is bullshit.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-11 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
I'm Bruce [A distinctive pause, then:] Banner. One of the wardens here. And you are?

[He would almost regret helping you out. But its.. kinda his job.]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-11 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[That's okay. Richie's...kind of anti-help anyway, he's about as thrilled about this as you are, Bruce.]

Richard Gecko. Inmate, apparently.

[Note the unvoiced "and I don't know how that happened."]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-11 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
[That unvoiced bit? It is noticed.]

...Apparently? Is there a file or a folder nearby telling you about the ship?

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...Is there supposed to be?

[Translation: I didn't look for one. Or look very hard.]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
If you're a warden, yes.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
I already told you I think I'm an inmate.

[Through a small miracle he keeps the "you asshole" to himself.]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
Yeah, I know, I was just--helping you figure it out for certain. [He doesn't seem so sure anymore. Oh, Bruce, why do your plans always end up failing?]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...Well I don't see one.

[Again, not that he's looking all that hard.]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
...Okay. Then you probably didn't get one. [Oh wait, that's not really helping any.] Um. Do you need assistance with anything?

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Yeah. Getting out of here.

And where's my gun?

[He did notice that much in his not-search]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
Er... Well, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but. [This pause. It is awkward.] Inmates aren't allowed weapons of any kind.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
That's why they're fucking inmates; I know the drill.

But that doesn't answer my question. Where.is.it.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
Not here. As in, gone. Maybe your warden will let you have it. But. Until then? You're kind of outta luck here.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Okay, fine. Who's my warden, then?

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
You'll know when the Admiral assigns you over the intercom. That usually happens about twice a month.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[Welcome to Frustrated!Richie, Bruce. You are SO not his favorite person right now, and if he had anything remotely resembling something dangerous he would probably try to inflict copious amounts of pain on you THROUGH the communicator.]

Do you know fucking anything? Or is your job just to tell everyone you'll help them and then not?

How about my fucking glasses, can you at least get those fixed? Because I only have one pair and I can't fucking see.

[They may be in the room already, he doesn't know. As mentioned, he didn't actually look around all that hard.]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
[This? Is Bruce being calm. It's a habit.]

I can only tell you what I know, Mr. Gecko. As of right now, you are an unassigned inmate. [No, he doesn't know why the Admiral lets inmates run free for a week, if not longer. Quite a dumb way to run a prison, if you ask him. Except... no one did, so. He keeps his opinions to himself.]

Regarding your glasses, I should be able to fix them. How are they broken?

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
[Grumble grumble grumble, with a whine thrown in for good measure. THIS DOES NOT REDEEM YOU, BRUCE.]

One of the lenses has a hole in the middle and the rest of it's cracked to shit. And the other side isn't much better.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
[He's ignoring that grumble. Because glasses are clearly more important.]

I can request another pair for you. In the meantime, I might have a spare. I don't know if they'll fit, or even work for you, though.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
Well it has to be better than what I have.

[More whining; he is SUCH a child sometimes. But it's better than wanting to stab him in the throat...?]

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
Hopefully, yeah. Want me to just come by and drop them off?

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
[Pause. Waiting, waiting. Derp.] I need to know where you are.

Voice;

Date: 2011-08-12 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com
...You're a warden, aren't you supposed to know this kind of shit already? Floor seven, room nine.

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Date: 2011-08-15 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gammabruce
[That's a good question. Why didn't they have a directory? Dammit, Admiral!] Thanks. I'll be right down.

[A few minutes later, knock knock.]

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Richie Gecko

It's a Dark Night

hot air hangs like a dead man
from a white oak tree
people sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be
dark night
dark night

the neighborhood was changing
strangers moving in
a new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes at him

she was young and pretty
no stranger to other men
but doors were being locked at night
old lines were drawn again

I thought things like that
didn't matter anymore
I thought all the blood
had been shed long ago

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