[034] May the Fourth (Wall) Be With You

[notafuckingnut]

...I'm not gonna ask for porn this time. Too much weird shit happened last time.

If that crazy-ass pony's back, though, I promise it's glue. You're funny enough but nobody gets to talk to me like that and get away with it.

[He's not asking for Seth he's not he's NOT. Seth isn't here, he won't be, he can't be.]

So. Hi everybody, I guess? I'd say welcome, but you don't want to be here. Trust me.

Comments

[pikitis]

Imaginary pony, imaginary pony, imaginary pony?

[notafuckingnut]

It has a name. An actual one.

[Probably?]

Why the fuck would "imaginary pony" work anyway, it's not imaginary.

[pikitis]

It's not.

So what's its name?

[notafuckingnut]

...I don't know. She didn't say.

[pikitis]

Why would she?

[notafuckingnut]

Never said she would've. I'm just saying she didn't.

[pikitis]

The fantasy talking pony didn't tell you her name? That's disrespectful.

[notafuckingnut]

It was the least of the shit wrong with her.

[pikitis]

Was she also green?

[notafuckingnut]

She was pink.

Does it matter?

[pikitis]

Not really.

/jaaaaaaack :}

[alwayshasaplan]

Hey. Kid. Stop tryin' to fuck with my brother or I'll find you.

[pikitis]

Oh. Okay. [Look how much he fears you, Seth. Look how delicious this plum is.]