notafuckingnut | [024] strange fascination, fascinating me

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Driver's Ed, that's all I'm saying. Or...the spaceship equivalent. If that's a thing. I'm tired of getting woken up because the Admiral hit something again; either drive better or don't drive at all.

Sincerely, everybody on board.

[Richie is affected! And is currently named Rochelle. And is firmly convinced she has always had boobs. Much like her male counterpart, she is given to creeptastic behavior, although she's mostly a lurker who tries to be friendly, not so much dangerous.

...Although she'll still stab you if she feels like she needs to, and has a tendency to get worryingly attached to people.]

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notafuckingnut

So that's why you need to possess people. You can't talk to anyone or do anything unless you hitchhike.

For what?

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trenchcoatedly

Even the briefest glance at my true form would, at the very least, burn out your eyes. The sound of my true voice would make your ears bleed.

For telling me about the Silence of the Lambs.

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notafuckingnut

Well that doesn't sound very practical.

Why wouldn't I? It's a movie, it's not like it's the secret to everything or anything.

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trenchcoatedly

It's why angels take vessels when they need to interact with humans.

I suppose I'm just polite.

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notafuckingnut

Huh. Well yeah, that makes sense, but why would you need to be that way in the first place, if you have to possess people if you actually want to talk to them?

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trenchcoatedly

Angels and humans don't usually interact, at least on orders from the Heavenly Host - when I took this vessel I was the first angel to interact with humans with the Lord's business since the time of Christ.

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notafuckingnut

Why did you wait that long?

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trenchcoatedly

Allow me to assure you that the less angels meddle in human affairs, the better for humans.

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notafuckingnut

Why? If you meddle, won't things suck less? I mean...that's why people pray, right? So you get involved so their lives aren't so shitty?

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trenchcoatedly

People pray to God, not His soldiers.

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notafuckingnut

That's what I mean. They pray to him, and you guys go help.

People pray to Jesus too. Although I think those people are usually kinda crazy.

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trenchcoatedly

Angels are soldiers. We're not made to do errands.

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notafuckingnut

Isn't that what soldiers are, though? People you send off to fight your war for you?

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trenchcoatedly

That's war.

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notafuckingnut

So?

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trenchcoatedly

It's different. War is war.

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trenchcoatedly

It's different.

From:

notafuckingnut

HOW?

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trenchcoatedly

You don't understand the difference between war and people's problems? War is violence and death and wrath. People's problems are their sick children.

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notafuckingnut

Which I'm pretty sure are supposed to be cured by religion. You pray, and God's supposed to fix it. That's how it works.

What about the Bible? There's tons of situations where angels just went down to tell people shit God wanted them to know, and there wasn't any war going on at all. And anyway, aren't you supposed to always be fighting evil? So there's always a war. So you could be on Earth right now helping out. It counts.

[Religion According to Rochelle.

She's never actually gone to church a day in her life, can you tell?]

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trenchcoatedly

That isn't how it works. There are millions - billions - of prayers said every day, many of which contradict each other. Many, if not all, are not answered. The Lord hears all, but does not always, if ever, answer. Because that is His choice.

God orders us to deliver His messages, and so we do.

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notafuckingnut

What about the ones that don't get answered?

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trenchcoatedly

They are heard.

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notafuckingnut

How does he pick which one gets to be answered? I mean...how can you make a decision like that, decide one is okay, but the other one isn't worthy. That just sounds like a really shitty deal, you ask for him to help you out and he just goes "nope, fuck you, I gotta answer this guy over here's instead."

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trenchcoatedly

I don't know.

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notafuckingnut - Date: 2012-03-11 09:02 pm (UTC) - Expand

I been to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is fucked up.

[024] strange fascination, fascinating me

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