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notafuckingnut) wrote2011-09-26 10:11 am
notafuckingnut) wrote2011-09-26 10:11 am
[009] honesty is rarely the best policy
We crash into things, we stop at fucking weird places, and now the damn boat floods? What's next, we get hit by pirates?
...Actually that would be kinda cool. Maybe then I would get to kill people without everybody hassling me about it all the time. Or join them; I like their philosophy. Their eye patches? Not so much. They creep me out.
Although they are kinda cool underneath; did you know eyeballs don't squish as much as you'd think?
[Cheerful, AFFECTED Richie is both cheerful and affected! Warning: he also shares ENTIRELY too much and is likely to run his mouth until you tell him you really would like him to stop talking. And even then he might try to continue anyway.
Belated, and I really should have put this up sooner:
Trigger Warnings: contained below is casual discussion of rape, torture, animal abuse, accidental murder, and confusion between kink and domestic violence, as well as TERRIBLE anti-rape advice.]
...Actually that would be kinda cool. Maybe then I would get to kill people without everybody hassling me about it all the time. Or join them; I like their philosophy. Their eye patches? Not so much. They creep me out.
Although they are kinda cool underneath; did you know eyeballs don't squish as much as you'd think?
[Cheerful, AFFECTED Richie is both cheerful and affected! Warning: he also shares ENTIRELY too much and is likely to run his mouth until you tell him you really would like him to stop talking. And even then he might try to continue anyway.
Belated, and I really should have put this up sooner:
Trigger Warnings: contained below is casual discussion of rape, torture, animal abuse, accidental murder, and confusion between kink and domestic violence, as well as TERRIBLE anti-rape advice.]
Private.
Private.
Or when he finds out about the stuff you don't want to hear about.
[As if this is COMPLETELY normal behavior.]
Private.
Private. WHYYYY does he break my soul sometimes?
Why? He only does it 'cause he cares. And he usually makes up for it afterwards anyway.
[More things you probably don't really want to ask about, Claire.]
Private.
Oh, sorry, I need to see what my dog wants. Um, I'll talk to you later, okay?
Private.
Yeah, okay. I'm disappointed 'cause it means you still haven't changed your mind, but I'm hoping you will eventually so I'll let you go without complaining about it. I'll hang around the gym later hoping to see you, but I'll probably end up leaving before you do because talking to you never pans out the way I think it should.
[That's...probably a "see you later" somehow.]
Private.
How do you think it should turn out?
[Minor guilt.]
Private.
Sex.
...It usually does anyway sooner or later, but you're not directly involved in it and that frustrates me.
I thought you had to do something about your dog...?
Private. - Was there anything else you wanted him to tell her during this? Because we could spam gym
You're right, I do, yes, thanks for reminding me. Bye, Richie.
Private. - haha nah I think everything's pretty much covered.
Mmhmm. No problem. Later, Claire.
[ooc: I'm up for spamming anyway if you are, and I PROMISE to keep it crack if that's the case, but I've got nothing in particular that "needs" to be shared.]
(( Pssh, I am always up for spam with you. <3 Gym then? ))
// <33 works for me! Idk if you wanted to start it off or not...? I am useless brainwise atm.