[009] honesty is rarely the best policy

[notafuckingnut]

We crash into things, we stop at fucking weird places, and now the damn boat floods?  What's next, we get hit by pirates?

...Actually that would be kinda cool.  Maybe then I would get to kill people without everybody hassling me about it all the time.  Or join them; I like their philosophy.  Their eye patches?  Not so much.  They creep me out.

Although they are kinda cool underneath; did you know eyeballs don't squish as much as you'd think?


[Cheerful, AFFECTED Richie is both cheerful and affected!  Warning: he also shares ENTIRELY too much and is likely to run his mouth until you tell him you really would like him to stop talking.  And even then he might try to continue anyway.

Belated, and I really should have put this up sooner:

Trigger Warnings: contained below is casual discussion of rape, torture, animal abuse, accidental murder, and confusion between kink and domestic violence, as well as TERRIBLE anti-rape advice.]

Comments

[subtlescience]

I'm not actively trying to kill you. I simply have my room protected against interlopers. I don't know you well enough to want you dead.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

You can say you're not going to kill me all you want; I'm paranoid and probably broken in some really important way so the chance of me actually believing you is practically zero. It's not anything personal though, I do this kind of thing all the time.

[subtlescience]

In that case, I'm not going to worry about it anymore.

You're probably not irreparably broken, though, if it helps.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

I try not to think about it too much because I can't do anything about it, but it might?