[008] sorry I crashed through your window on acid

[notafuckingnut]

Sooo.  What the fuck was that?  Stuck in a Disney movie?  What's with that, that's like...somebody's idea of a joke or something.  It has to be.  Or one of the circles of hell.  How can you land somewhere and it just....takes over everything, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

...And now I have all these weird-ass thoughts and shit and MAKE THEM GO AWAY holy fucking shit.

Also THANK YOU ASSHOLE for removing the censors; growling doesn't quite work the same way.

I fucking swear I'm staying below deck next time.

...And I can't find my glasses.  If anybody took them or found them somewhere, I really need them back.

[PRIVATE to Lua]

I swear I wasn't actually gonna eat you. [...probably.]   ...Even though I said I was.  I didn't mean it, you didn't have to take off like that the minute my back was turned.  [He might still be a little offended about that.]

[PRIVATE to Claire]

...Violet?  Really?

[Pause pause pause]

...And I guess I should probably apologize for kidnapping you.  [Probably.  Although he's not sure WHY he should.]

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Actually I can help them from here. My deal is to help fix and protect England. My Inmate and I will not only do good with him, we're going to save a whole country.

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[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Your inmate's gonna help too?

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

[she bounces a little, hands behind back.] There's no getting a Deal without one's inmate's cooperation. I'd be selfish not to give him credit for saving my country too.