[003] I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony [backdated because mun is failtastic]

[notafuckingnut]

[Here Barge, have a very pleased-looking Richie; SOMEBODY was enjoying himself during the flood.  Don't mind the lump on the bed, it's nothing important.  I'M LOOKING AT YOU, WILL.  Don't look.  Really.]


Well that was fun.  More things like that and I could get used to this place.





[Because the mun was minor!fail this week, just pretend this is the day after the Flood ended.]

Comments

priiiiivate

[dovehearted.livejournal.com]

[if that is what she thinks it is on his bed... oh kid.] ...hey, you got a second?

priiiiivate - good thing because he doesn't know how. heh

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[It probably is. *head!desk*]

Hey. Yeah, sure. What's up?

[Innocent SO INNOCENT.]

trust a man not to read the instructions :c

[dovehearted.livejournal.com]

... everyone can see your bed.

priiiiivate - ikr? :/

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...You can?

[He turns to look at the bed, and then back at the screen, like that's somehow going to make the fact less evident.]

Fuck. Um. Hang on.

[Please hold while he slides it under the pillow. There. Now you can't see it.]

Thanks for telling me.

[Because apparently as long as you can't see it the one who KNOWS it's there already won't come to take it back.]

like the security settings will ever change

[dovehearted.livejournal.com]

No trouble.

[but she is all of the concerned, she doesn't want to see him screw up now that everyone's normal again.] ... you gotta be careful.

pshh never

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[Bah. This face; how can it possibly be in trouble?]

[Private]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ man. Really?

[Private]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...What?

[He doesn't know what you're talking about. Do you believe him?]

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

At least have the decency to take it off the network buddy. There's no fucking way that anybody wants to see that shit.

[Private]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

What shit? There's nothing, I don't know what you're fucking talking about.

[Because cursing at people trying to help you (sort of) always helps.]

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Annoyed. Snappish. His warden is still in a fucking coma and the flood upset him.]

Put it the fuck away if you're going to make a goddamn video post man. You're embarrassing all of us inmates for godsake.

You know what I'm talking about.

Or not. It's really none of my goddamn problem. Just trying to help you save face.

[Private]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

My warden fucking gave it to me, asshole. It's cool. And I already put it away, so chill the fuck out.

[Thank you Lua for pointing these things out already; it's tucked away safe and sound under his pillow by now.]

Post not here

[hourglass-twin.livejournal.com]

[He's watching you.]

[Spam]

[grahamcommawill.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, that lump? He saw it. Guess who's knocking at your door now, Richie? All neutral as usual, or trying to be, but any notion he's still mirror!Will is going to be dashed right away. He's tense, trying not to show it, but it's clear enough to anyone who looks.]

[Spam]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[Have the usual shout/bleat of a "what", Will, as if he's never had somebody knock on his door before. He will never learn. Ever. Although you can probably just let yourself in.]

[Spam]

[grahamcommawill.livejournal.com]

[Will is not in the mood to play the 'yelling through the door' game today. He tries the door and - oh, lookie here, unlocked - and lets himself in.] Where's the gun? [Clipped, 'dont-fuck-with-me-right-now' tone.]

[Spam]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[And now he's playing innocent. As if it will fool ANYBODY, particularly the person who GAVE him the gun. Clearly he does not know how you're supposed to respond to that tone, or at least doesn't really respect Will enough to actually heed it. By the time Will gets there the gun's safely concealed, which is pretty much the only reason he's pleading ignorance.]

...What gun?

[Spam]

[grahamcommawill.livejournal.com]

[Will sighs with frustration. He's trying to be civil here. But his patience is wearing really thin right now.] The gun you had on the video feed. The gun that my other self gave to you. That gun. Ring a bell?

[Spam]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

What about it? You gave it to me.

[A pause as he considers what Lua said and the whole "Will is not mirror!Will anymore" concept which is proving to be very much truth.]

It's not like I fucking shot anybody, you don't have to take it back.

Video:

[acid_rayne]

The fuck is that...?

Video:

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Nothing...?

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

You hiding body parts or something?

Video:

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Why would I be hiding body parts? I'm not some kinda twisted-fuck serial killer.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

How would I know? You're here, aren't you?

Video:

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Well that doesn't mean you gotta go assuming the worst!

[This indignation? Is only because he IS almost that bad and firmly in denial about it.]