[037] come out of the garden baby, you'll catch your death in the fog

[notafuckingnut]

This place is fucking awesome. Why couldn't we go here before? I mean, there's just...they've got everything. And I mean everything. This almost makes up for all that other shit.

[Seriously. He is digging this place entirely too much; BRING ON THE EVERYTHING, he's like a dog in a candle store right now.]

Hey, Drac. We still on for...? You know. I'm sure they got all kinds of places here. Good places, too.

[PRIVATE to Seth]

So what's the plan here?

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[nolongerhollow]

Hm? Oh! Sorry, I found the topless beach. It's still rather crowded after sundown. Yes, we should definitely find ourselves a venue with exotic dancers. Though in a place like this I can't guarantee they won't have fangs...only that they won't use them.

[Happy sigh. Yay. Nightvision is the best thing with a beachful of boobies about.]

[notafuckingnut]

Topless...

[Well then. Don't mind him, he's just...going to wish he was there for a minute.]

This place just keeps getting better and better. Where is it?

[Fangs whatever. The evil bitch was still fucking hot, he will deal with fangs.]

[nolongerhollow]

End of the beach, expect to take your shirt off, rules are rules. Looking is...rather expected. You do occasionally run into some unusual variants and nonhumanoids, but...I'm far from complaining.

[notafuckingnut]

Hey, I've seen Total Recall, I know how that shit goes. Broaden your horizons or something, right?

[nolongerhollow]

I suppose so, but--Oh dear God.

[loooong silence]

On second thought perhaps you shouldn't come down to the beach.

[notafuckingnut]

[What. What. What happened??]

Why not? What's going on?

[nolongerhollow]

I don't know but her breasts just blinked at me.

[notafuckingnut]

...What.

[nolongerhollow]

I...do not even know.

[Can't unsee, dude. SCURRED]

[some_kinda_hero]

Ew.

[private]

[nolongerhollow]

[AND NOW HE IS ALL THE EMBARRASSED]

Someone has to sit him! By the time Castiel comes out of shock it will be two months from now!

...though I really can't help liking bosoms.

[private]

[some_kinda_hero]

Yeah, no, I know, remember?

But Richie? Really?

[private]

[nolongerhollow]

...

All right fine. I have been acting friendly toward him for months so that I can help keep an eye on him.

It started with this bizarre shared dream where I saved a roomful of people and he was among them. I had it in my head to show those people who have been victimized by vampires that we're not all bad. But I quickly discovered that he's quite...what is the word...unstable. [He knows nothing about the rape, clearly.] I have managed unstable men before, so...

[private]

[some_kinda_hero]

Do not let him out of your sight, Dracula. Promise me you won't leave him alone in one those...those places.

[private]

[nolongerhollow]

Dear lady, I promise that that is entirely the point.

[private]

[some_kinda_hero]

Okay, well, good. Just making sure.

I'd say have fun, but I feel better saying be safe.