[026] I'm an optimistic pirate and I love my black spot

[notafuckingnut]

[PUBLIC -- video]

Why can't more shit that happens around here be like that? I mean, come on. Pirates, how is that not cool. I haven't had that much fun from the Admiral's shitty driving since Vegas. Just throw in Prohibition in Chicago and that's like...the trifecta.


[PRIVATE to Claire]

So that flood we had before was You were kind of

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Comments

[spam] I am assuming you mean Will issue?

[notafuckingnut]

...I guess.

[Still skeptical; he can't help but think there's some ulterior motive here.]

Most people don't.

[spam] Holy crap brainfail. Sorry.

[cannibalmind]

I understand that, Richie, but consider who you are talking to. They don't trust me, they don't trust you. But here we are having a perfectly civil conversation. Rather interesting, don't you think?

[spam] no worries! <3

[notafuckingnut]

...Maybe. Just because you don't trust someone doesn't mean you can't have a civil conversation.

[...That would be Seth-parroting, but still.]

[spam]

[cannibalmind]

Mmmmm...yes, but how often does it actually happen here?

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

...Not often, I guess.

[spam]

[cannibalmind]

If you ever wish to unload regarding the whole Will mess, I now owe you a favor of that variety.

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

Nah, I'm okay about that. Like I said, wouldn't mind him dead, but. He was a Fed, that's...whatever.

[Articulate as always. And not entirely honest, but that's his choice.

He's more worked up over Seth disappearing anyway.]

[spam]

[cannibalmind]

Mmm, I suppose. But still, the debt is there should you wish to take advantage of it.

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

How, like just...what, ranting about it?

[spam]

[cannibalmind]

Ranting about anything you want. I don't mind. And I won't break confidence. After all, you've got a key to where I keep one of my closet-skeletons.

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

I dunno, I just...

[A sigh, fingers worrying at his glasses, adjusting them even though they don't need it.]

This whole place is bullshit, that's all. People show up and disappear and it's just...there's no reason. It's not just the wardens either.

[spam]

[cannibalmind]

The environment is not stable; reality here is not stable. And I do not believe that the mythology surrounding this place is entirely reliable. People disappear. In fact sometimes the Wardens vanish too, in mid sentence even, unexpectedly. Not because they choose to live. They are dragged away. It does not...help...people trying to put their lives back together. But I wonder if the Admiral is incapable of better.

[spam]

[notafuckingnut]

Wouldn't be surprised, he sucks at everything else.