notafuckingnut | [026] I'm an optimistic pirate and I love my black spot

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[verse]: if the barge is a-rockin',
a calm gecko is cause for concern,
i've got a cannibal for a shrink,
lua's such a mother hen,
maybe the admiral's not so bad,
ramblers get ramblin',
richie doesn't know how to let things go,
richie is not so secretly a child,
save the cheerleader?

[026] I'm an optimistic pirate and I love my black spot

[PUBLIC -- video]

Why can't more shit that happens around here be like that? I mean, come on. Pirates, how is that not cool. I haven't had that much fun from the Admiral's shitty driving since Vegas. Just throw in Prohibition in Chicago and that's like...the trifecta.

[PRIVATE to Claire]

~~So that flood we had before was~~ ~~You were kind of~~

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