[026] I'm an optimistic pirate and I love my black spot

[notafuckingnut]

[PUBLIC -- video]

Why can't more shit that happens around here be like that? I mean, come on. Pirates, how is that not cool. I haven't had that much fun from the Admiral's shitty driving since Vegas. Just throw in Prohibition in Chicago and that's like...the trifecta.


[PRIVATE to Claire]

So that flood we had before was You were kind of

[Nothing sent.]

Comments

Private - Audio.

[notafuckingnut]

...

I didn't say anything.

You're the one who talked to me during the flood anyway. I didn't start that, so don't blame me.

Private - Audio.

[some_kinda_hero]

What are you even talking about?? I was with Rorschach's self for, like, 90% of the time.

[We just had a breach, Richie, jeez.]

Private - Audio.

[notafuckingnut]

No, before that. When everybody went Lola.

[...You're also not helping anything, Claire.]

Don't you have a boyfriend already?

Private - Audio.

[some_kinda_hero]

[Lola?]

OhmyGod, that was forever ago! Besides, I can't help what he did! He was a jerk to girl you anyway.

Uh, yeah, still have my boyfriend, but again. Breach Claire was someone else entirely. And she wasn't dating Breach Rorschach.

Private - Audio.

[notafuckingnut]

So? You're still the one who started it.

...Right. Sure she wasn't.

[He doesn't believe you, but then he also no longer cares.]

Private - Audio.

[some_kinda_hero]

Yeah, and I'm glad for it.

Fuck off! [She'd say fuck you, only he's sure to take that literally.

Claire throws her communicator across the room and at the wall. Her scream of frustration is cut off as it hits the floor and turns itself off.]