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[024] strange fascination, fascinating me

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Driver's Ed, that's all I'm saying. Or...the spaceship equivalent. If that's a thing. I'm tired of getting woken up because the Admiral hit something again; either drive better or don't drive at all.

Sincerely, everybody on board.

[Richie is affected! And is currently named Rochelle. And is firmly convinced she has always had boobs. Much like her male counterpart, she is given to creeptastic behavior, although she's mostly a lurker who tries to be friendly, not so much dangerous.

...Although she'll still stab you if she feels like she needs to, and has a tendency to get worryingly attached to people.]

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You're usually a man.

Um. No? I think I'd remember that.

Part of the flood is that you don't.

Or maybe it's part of the flood that you don't.

Perhaps.

...Except you look the same as you always do.

No, I'm usually male.

[She's crossing her arms now and looking at Cas rather irritatedly]

Since when? Unless you normally hide your...you know. Like in Silence of the Lambs. And you just look the same on the outside; I'm not quite sure how the whole...angel thing works.

This vessel, aside from now, has always been male, even before I possessed it. Also, in my true form, I'm genderless.

What is "Silence of the Lambs"?

...oh. Like those people who you can't tell if they're guys or girls, or just actually...neither?

It's a movie. Where there's this guy who wants to be a chick so he tucks his thing in. And makes suits out of women because they won't cut it off and give him tits.

In my true form, I'm little more than sentient light. I don't possess organs.

Thank you.

So that's why you need to possess people. You can't talk to anyone or do anything unless you hitchhike.

For what?

Even the briefest glance at my true form would, at the very least, burn out your eyes. The sound of my true voice would make your ears bleed.

For telling me about the Silence of the Lambs.

Well that doesn't sound very practical.

Why wouldn't I? It's a movie, it's not like it's the secret to everything or anything.

It's why angels take vessels when they need to interact with humans.

I suppose I'm just polite.

Huh. Well yeah, that makes sense, but why would you need to be that way in the first place, if you have to possess people if you actually want to talk to them?

Angels and humans don't usually interact, at least on orders from the Heavenly Host - when I took this vessel I was the first angel to interact with humans with the Lord's business since the time of Christ.

Why did you wait that long?

Allow me to assure you that the less angels meddle in human affairs, the better for humans.

Why? If you meddle, won't things suck less? I mean...that's why people pray, right? So you get involved so their lives aren't so shitty?

People pray to God, not His soldiers.

That's what I mean. They pray to him, and you guys go help.

People pray to Jesus too. Although I think those people are usually kinda crazy.

Angels are soldiers. We're not made to do errands.

Isn't that what soldiers are, though? People you send off to fight your war for you?

That's war.

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