notafuckingnut: ([after school special]:  me too?)
Richie Gecko ([personal profile] notafuckingnut) wrote2011-12-16 10:19 pm

[018] they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

[Anyone paying attention is treated to a good thirty seconds of humming -- "Jingle Bell Rock" at first but then "Do They Know It's Christmas" -- but it stops abruptly when he actually finds his train of thought.]

..Is there a word for when you get a song stuck in your head, but every time you get to one part it turns into something else?  And it keeps looping because you can't remember any more of it?

There's probably one in German.  They're always good for that.

But seriously.  I'm getting sick of it; it ends up on that one about whether or not people know it's Christmas and it's just fucking depressing.

[He looks guilty for all of ten seconds -- he's probably not supposed to be cursing, at least not out loud because it's impolite, but whatever.]


[A/N: AU!Richie is the adoptive son of William von Graham and Hannibal.  He's a little misguided, and has a tendency towards Bad Life Choices, cursing like a sailor, submitting to peer pressure entirely too easily, and impulsive decisionmaking, but he's generally not a bad kid.

Although you might not want to leave him in charge of your pets, plants, or small children; he tends to be unintentionally neglectful of them.]

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind him, he's just going to LAUGH. That? Is PRICELESS.]

Oh man. That's...that's great.

[So much protesting; for a minute there he looks like a kicked puppy.]

But there won't be strife! It'll be fine. I mean, they'll lecture and everything, but. They do that; it'll be okay. Really.

[A sigh after a minute or so, and all the disappointed faces.]

...But alright, I guess.

[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll tell you what. I'll ring you back once I'm sober and old Bill has less reason to protest. And I'll bring more funny stories. Fair?

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay.

You shouldn't let him push you around.

[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't, but he does have something of a point even if he's...being a butt about it.

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit. He just doesn't want me to have any fun.