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Richie Gecko ([personal profile] notafuckingnut) wrote2011-09-11 10:14 pm

[006] you blow it all with paranoia; you're so insecure you self-destroyer

[After the conclusion of this, there is a very worried looking Richie on-camera; wild eyes, twitching fingers, general restlessness - it's clear he's had some kind of shock and isn't handling it at all well.]

WILL SHE'S-

[Feed cuts out, only to click back on a few seconds later mid-rant]

- I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GONNA -

[Cuts out again]

[Private to Graham, only this time it's text]

WILL SHES HERE. SHES GOING 2 TRY 2 KILL ME AGAIN I FUCKING SWEAR. I NEED A GUN OR SOMETHING.

I had a visit 2. From some guys who seemd 2 think I did something I didnt do. A few nights ago. Thought u should know.

[private]

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...It looks like it.

I need a gun. Or a knife. Or fucking something, I'd take a cross even.

[private]

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[she catches the last while she's calculating whether to share her bounty.] Vampire?

[private]

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. At least...I think so, she had these huge teeth and shit, and it happened at night. The bitch tore my fucking throat out.

[...Exaggeration, but close enough as far as he's concerned. Jugular ripped open clearly equals removed. Not that he's bitter or anything. He's more than happy to tell ANYONE who will listen. Even if they've already heard it once.]

[private]

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[well that's definitely trouble.] ...garlic should keep her away from you, right?

Unless you just wanna kill her.

[private]

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It should? Fuck if I know, that's what the movies say though.

But I'd feel better if she wasn't here at all.

Re: [private]

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If somebody dies here they come right back. Killing her isn't gonna help, and vampires aren't scared of people. You've gotta just keep her away. [If this was text and she knew about emoticons there would be a string of :c's after it.]

[private]

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mutter mutter]

Well I can try, at least.

Alright, fine. You got any garlic?

spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[An hour later there's a knock on Richie's door and a quiet "hey".]

spammity spam!

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He peeks out the door before he actually lets her in; last time he just opened the door he ended up getting muscled around for no reason (http://lastvoyageslogs.livejournal.com/789061.html), so safe to say he's a liiiiittle more cautious about it now. But he opens the door the rest of the way when he sees her, and gives a pleasant enough smile in greeting.]

Hey. C'mon in; you didn't say anything, I was getting worried something happened.

[Hint of accusation; nothing hostile or anything, but there's definitely an undertone of "don't do that again".]
Edited 2011-09-14 16:04 (UTC)

lovely spam B)

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[She slips inside, a small paper bag in her hand, and looks back apologetically.] Sorry. Brought you something.

*more words* SPAAAAAM

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, just, you know. Lemme know next time?

[Quietly eager look is both quiet and eager. He might be hovering.]

What'd ya bring?

[He's not-so-secretly hoping she brought something better than garlic. Maybe if he doesn't say it and waits to see, it will be.]

okay. just spam.

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah sorry Richie, nothing awesome. but she was digging around and found a ton of stuff she didn't know about in one of Ladd's old drawers and well um everyone knows crosses keep away the undead, right? he's Italian okay I'm sure he had one shoved somewhere] Not much.

spam.

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...it's a cross. He frowns at it because WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH--

...Oh. Oh. A grin]


That'll work. Thanks!

Re: spam.

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She knows that kind of smile means trouble. As long as it's not for her.] No trouble. [There's an extra edge to her voice of "be careful".]

Re: spam.

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[...An edge which he categorically ignores because it just doesn't exist from anybody but Seth. And even when he does it it's more "be careful or you'll regret not".]

...You have this kinda stuff just hanging around?

spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why would someone not, it's a totally reasonable thing to find in someone's house.] ...it's not like you can use it to kill someone. [Not when there's better available, like there was before.]

spam

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Pause pause and SHOULD HE BE OFFENDED BY THAT?]

...Wait. Hang on. You're saying you wouldn't give me better shit 'cause you're worried I'm gonna kill somebody with it? So you give me this 'cause you know I can't?

[Not that he won't try; he'll figure it out if he has to.]

Re: spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[hey Richie Lua knows how to deal with unpredictable homicidal maniacs you never knew what someone else would do that set Ladd off.]

It's just the kind of thing they wouldn't take from you if they thought you were gonna kill a guy. That's all. They left me as much as they left you.

I don't think you're a nut like that. [Lies.]

spam

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't seem entirely convinced, but he likes her, so he'll let it go.]

Good, 'cause I'm not. I mean, I don't just go around killing people for no reason.

Re: spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [She nods as if to say it again.] Got your reasons to fight back.

What's this woman look like?

spam

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Idunno. Shorter than I am. Dark hair. Mexican. Looks like a stripper, but not one of those creepy old ones they use the lights to make look younger but they're really the crypt keeper. Like a real stripper, the kind you pay really good money for.

[Too much?]

spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[A little too much, but she knows how he is about girls.] Got it. I'll stay away. [She likes him but not yet enough to get into his trouble directly.]

spam

[identity profile] notafuckingnut.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. You do that.

...Let me know if you do see her though.

Re: spam

[identity profile] dovehearted.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods quickly; she'll let you know, yeah. But after she's left the scene.]