[006] you blow it all with paranoia; you're so insecure you self-destroyer

[notafuckingnut]

[After the conclusion of this, there is a very worried looking Richie on-camera; wild eyes, twitching fingers, general restlessness - it's clear he's had some kind of shock and isn't handling it at all well.]

WILL SHE'S-

[Feed cuts out, only to click back on a few seconds later mid-rant]

- I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GONNA -

[Cuts out again]

[Private to Graham, only this time it's text]

WILL SHES HERE. SHES GOING 2 TRY 2 KILL ME AGAIN I FUCKING SWEAR. I NEED A GUN OR SOMETHING.

I had a visit 2. From some guys who seemd 2 think I did something I didnt do. A few nights ago. Thought u should know.

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[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

Oh. ...Hi Claire.

[Please hold as he tries to get to something approximating "under control". And fails. He's a little better, but that's like saying only stabbing twelve times is an improvement over thirty two; it's still less than good.]

The, uh, bitch who killed me? She's on-board, apparently. ...How the fuck does shit like that happen, that's not...

She said she was gonna find me.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

She is? Who is it?

[Claire knew that the new passengers had arrived, but she didn't remember seeing a post directed at Richie amongst the introductions. Which wasn't to say it hadn't been private or that he hadn't met her face to face.]

It's not uncommon for people from home to show up. I had my hunter here for a long, long time.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

I don't...she's not going by the same name, and she didn't seem so sure at first. She said she's been here a while. But it's her, I know it. If she so much as comes near me, I'm gonna fucking kill her, I don't care what the rules here are.

...You have a hunter?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Who is she saying she is? There have been people before with the same faces as others, it's weird, I know, but not unheard of. We've had up to three people with dopplegängers.

Yeah, he wanted my ability.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

No, no no this isn't anything like that. She said she goes by different names, so that doesn't even matter. It's just her, okay?

...Your...what?

I was so sure they talked about her healing already lol derp.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. [Note, this was not said sarcastically, but more out of compliance.]

[Ooops.] We haven't talked about this yet, have we? I swore we did...I can't keep track anymore.

haha noooope. probably for the best, really...

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[The agreement seems to calm him down some. Enough so he looks less twitchy and agitated, anyway.]

No...? I don't think so, anyway. So...what're we talking about here, you know karate or something? 'Cause I'm not sure how somebody could take that, unless you're saying he's just jealous of it or something.

Right?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Claire outright giggles and almost says "you're adorable" or "I love you" but decides NOT to based off how he took her words the last time.]

If only it were that easy. No, I, uh, I have rapid cellular regeneration.

I can't POSSIBLY envision how that might ever be used as an excuse. heh

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[Good call.

She gets SUCH a blank look. You're going to have to use smaller words, Claire, he flunked science.]

...Well that's a mouthful. So what, like...that guy on TV who dies and gets a different face?

[Not that he's ever actually watched the show. But he's heard of it.]

<3

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[He gets one in return.]

Um, sorry?

[90s baby, Richie, she had no idea what Quantum Leap is.]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...You know. The show about the doc who really isn't and nobody knows what his name is. He had a scarf... But there were different ones, he didn't always look the same. I dunno, I never actually watched it, they just had it on sometimes.

[...It's like explaining something to a brick wall, isn't it. Seth would probably remember what it was called, he's got a memory that's scary-good.]

rotf I failed, you meant Dr. Who, xD

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Doctors. Scarf. She frowns and asks,]

You mean like the Fourth and Seventh Doctor we have here?

no worries, I liked your thought better, actually :/

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Maybe? I dunno everybody here, could be.

Whoo hoo!

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, either way, I don't die and take on new faces, [laugh]. I can heal.

XD

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Well so can everybody else. It just takes days. What, you saying you're like...Wolverine or something?

[ffff WHY DO YOU SHARE THIS KIND OF INFORMATION WITH PEOPLE WHO ROUTINELY KILL OTHER PEOPLE, CLAIRE. It's not healthy.]

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[He gets another laugh out of her and she shakes her head.] Uh, yeah, I heal instantly.

[He can totally find out if he stalks old entries! Plus, she just tells everyone now. If you're going to jump off a Ferris Wheel on live television to SHOW what you can do, why not tell everyone here? And in a less dramatic fashion.]

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

That's...pretty cool, actually.

[Have an innocent!grin. IT'S LIKE SHE'S A COMIC BOOK HERO OR SOMETHING.]

I think we're both shocked he didn't ask to see. ^_~

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Modest smile and drop of the eyes.] Thanks, Richie.

Hey, so what does Will say to all of this?

yeeeeah but he'll probably test it out sooner or later. it all works out to the same. heh

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

[If he were the blushing type, he might have; he certainly takes it as something blush-worthy. But he isn't, so he just grins like a dork.]

You're welcome.

[All the shrugging.]

He won't let me defend myself.

[SO not pleased about this.]

Bring it! It'll be Joker all over again. Damn Yuna and her foresight!

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Hm. Maybe he could talk to her? Confirm that it is her and then advise her to stay the hell away. Not that that works every time, but [shrugs] doesn't hurt to try.

bahahahaha ohhhh man

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

She said she was gonna find me, though. And I don't need him fighting my battles for me, I can do it myself.

[Whiiiiine]

<3

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I understand the need for independence just...consider it, okay? And be careful. If she killed you once before, I'd avoid her, Richie.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...You...want me to be careful?

[He sounds doubtful. Yes, he's repeating her; she threw him for a bit of a loop with that, he'd just assumed she didn't want him doing it for the Status Quo.]

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Shit. How to spin this carefully when she has to watch everything she says to him now?]

Well, yeah. Dying isn't exactly fun, you should remember that. And death tolling afterwards? It sucks.

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Okay. Yeah, I kinda figured. Um. Thanks, I'll try to remember that.

[Crush his hopes, why don't you.]

...What d'you mean, death tolling?