notafuckingnut | [002] I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the MIRROR

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[002] I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the MIRROR

What the fuck just happened. Somebody tell me that kind of shit's normal around here, because if it's not I'm gonna have to ask what the hell kind of protocol you have for a crash in fucking SPACE.

[ooc: Richie is unaffected. Mirror!Richie is a bundle of insecurities and repentant puppy!eyes and anal-retentively clutched self-control - he's convinced if he tries this whole behaving and being Good thing hard enough for long enough his brother will come get him - sooo consequently it will quickly become fairly obvious to anyone who's spent any amount of time with him thus far in the Mirror!Verse that yeeeeah he's SUDDENLY GOTTEN "BETTER". Or at least gotten a hell of a lot closer to it. *gasp*]

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Glad to see your language has... improved. [He's not a fan of cursing, but hey, his inmate is SUDDENLY doing better, so he'll just let it slide.] Did you bump your head? Please don't ask me for a band-aid; you can handle a bruise or two.

Yes, it's normal. Just get used to it and stop whining.

[Wanda is basically dressed like she's about to hit the stage in a high class burlesque. Lots of black lace and red leather. She smirks.]

It's normal, and no I didn't do it. Bulky Hulky didn't either, unless that was his version of a gas attack.

Wait, did you just say fuck?

...Bulky Hulky? [You worry him, Wanda. :| ]

[Hohshit]

Dude, I was kidding!

No, it's... fine. [He is all ten kinds of confused right now.] I'm just surprised you know, that's all.

...huh? Oh shit, don't let this be another memory loss flood.

Bruce. Hon. Scary bastard after my own heart. We are neighbors. Every time a certain somebody decides to do a room remodel or knock your door off its hinges? I'm right there glad we marginally fucking get along.

I know that we're neighbors, and I know - well, thankful, actually - that we get along. I'm just not understanding you. [Did he tell her about the Hulk? No, he can't remember. Shit, maybe it is memory loss.] I'm... scary?

So. Am. I.

Huh? Well, you seem to be having a really mellow day today, actually. But usually you unholster the Big Guy left and right. Oh damn, that sounded dirty.

...oh well. ANYway, yeah. You get fear from the softies and respect from us hardcases.

You really don't remember?

[She swears quietly, because if she'd known she would have taken advantage.]

[He's too busy WTFing to really notice the unintentional pun.]

No, I... really don't.

[Lying time! ...Sorta.]

Its like a hangover. When I become the Hulk, you know. Messes my head up a bit afterwards. Sometimes I can't remember certain things. Also causes, uh, mood swings. Depression and--its nothing, really.

OK. Look man. You're lucky I like you because that is not the sort of shit you want to make public. Slap a filter on that bitch and I mean it. If you're weakened after the Big Guy visits you do not want that breaking wide around here.

...hope my Warden doesn't catch me saying that.

[Of course now she knows it, and will use it if she has to....]

What the hell, man? Are you buying into their shit that quickly?

[Read: I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.]

Edited 2011-08-19 00:14 (UTC)

I'm sorry, its just-- last I checked? No one knew about him. Then there's a flood, and now it seems everyone does and... What is going on?

[He trusts you, Wanda. Probably not good judgment on his part right now. :| ]

[After a pause, a bit quieter:] Please tell me I'm not... violent.

Who said anything about whining? It's a question. The ship fucking hit something, I want to know if I'm gonna have to worry about breathing or an invasion or something.

[Pause]

And since when did you stop being Mister Fucking Sensitivity?

...oh man. Yeah. Do not let on that you're like this now, it will seriously mess with your rep and Luke and whoever knows who else will come down on you.

I don't get this Flood. Everything seems normal to me except for the way certain people are acting. I mean, I still can't figure out why I'm an Inmate instead of a Warden, but that's the usual kind of weirdness.

[His last question brings her up short.]

That really bothers you, doesn't it?

Don't worry. I know how to keep a low profile. [Its just difficult when you don't know the ~rules~.]

Yes, it does. I know how the Hulk is but that's not--I'm not--like that. [Pause.] Am I?

Since when did you start cussing up a storm and actually talking like you have goddamn backbone?

The ship is fine, alright? Just a minor speedbump. You get used to him them after a while.

[...Please hold, Richie zoned out there for a little bit, it takes him a few moments to remember to put his tongue away and actually use words. Even so, they're worlds of distracted. And yes, he's staring. Openly. WHY MUST YOU DRESS LIKE THAT, WANDA. :/ ]

...Yes...?

Whose shit? Don't try to tell me we didn't actually hit something, because we fucking did.

[Read: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.]

This is how I talk, where the fuck have you been?

We hit something, or didn't you feel it? It's more than a damn speedbump.

[She leans forward to peer at him, which DOES NOT HELP.]

Holy crapcakes, and you're actually Looking instead of sneakin' peeks and pretending not to. Good for you, man, there's hope for you yet!

No, it's not. You're usually a timid pansy who couldn't scare a puppy.

Yeah, it's called a 'flood'. Like I said, it happens.

Look, stay in your room. I'll be down shortly. I have got to see this... sudden new you for myself.

[Not even a little bit, no. SUCH A TEASE. She may get a visit later now. Or at least days of stalking. /sigh ]

You think so?

[Yeah, probably not talking about the same thing.]

[A wide smile]

Look, Dark Eyes, I'm gonna lay it on you real straight. If you are too pure, too guilt ridden, too softcore, this place will chew you up, spit you out and you will lose your mind. I've seen you with that sad fuckin' look on your face and wondered if you would toughen up or crack. Looks like you toughened up. Good to see.

Good, because you're my left flank. [And might end up being that Top Lion.]

[She hesitates. She knows the price of getting him too upset.]

In this place, you have to be hardcore, Bruce. Look at your journal. It will probably explain better than me. Nobody messes with you because they know you have the Hulk on call. That is a good thing because this place is a fucking sharkpit.

Listen, man, I don't know who the hell you think you were talking to, but that doesn't fucking sound like me.

Why? I'm exactly the same as I was the last time you manipulated me into talking to you. Fuck off.

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