[001] where were you, I was worried

[notafuckingnut]

[Text.  Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway?  The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an hour?  This is bullshit.

Comments

Voice

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

What, you saying that's not the worst of it?

Voice

[hatestriangles]

Anyone told you about floods yet?

Voice

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...No? Are we talking actual floods, like Noah's Ark shit?

Voice

[hatestriangles]

Nah. They're more irritating than an actual flood would be. It's just a stupid name. [Pause; he sounds progressively more pissed off as he continues.] It sounds crazier than bugshit on toast but a flood means people turn into shit or their personalities change. You wake up and you're an animal or a baby or thinking you're the second goddamn coming of Christ. Fucked up crap like that.

Re: Voice

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

...Why? And more importantly, how the fuck do they manage something like that.

Voice

[hatestriangles]

Why? No one knows. How? No one fucking knows. My best guess is that Admiral Asshole just likes to fuck with us.

Voice

[notafuckingnut.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here?

Voice

[hatestriangles]

Almost a year now.