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[024] strange fascination, fascinating me

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Driver's Ed, that's all I'm saying. Or...the spaceship equivalent. If that's a thing. I'm tired of getting woken up because the Admiral hit something again; either drive better or don't drive at all.

Sincerely, everybody on board.

[Richie is affected! And is currently named Rochelle. And is firmly convinced she has always had boobs. Much like her male counterpart, she is given to creeptastic behavior, although she's mostly a lurker who tries to be friendly, not so much dangerous.

...Although she'll still stab you if she feels like she needs to, and has a tendency to get worryingly attached to people.]

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Well that doesn't sound very practical.

Why wouldn't I? It's a movie, it's not like it's the secret to everything or anything.

It's why angels take vessels when they need to interact with humans.

I suppose I'm just polite.

Huh. Well yeah, that makes sense, but why would you need to be that way in the first place, if you have to possess people if you actually want to talk to them?

Angels and humans don't usually interact, at least on orders from the Heavenly Host - when I took this vessel I was the first angel to interact with humans with the Lord's business since the time of Christ.

Why did you wait that long?

Allow me to assure you that the less angels meddle in human affairs, the better for humans.

Why? If you meddle, won't things suck less? I mean...that's why people pray, right? So you get involved so their lives aren't so shitty?

People pray to God, not His soldiers.

That's what I mean. They pray to him, and you guys go help.

People pray to Jesus too. Although I think those people are usually kinda crazy.

Angels are soldiers. We're not made to do errands.

Isn't that what soldiers are, though? People you send off to fight your war for you?

That's war.

So?

It's different. War is war.

It's different.

HOW?

You don't understand the difference between war and people's problems? War is violence and death and wrath. People's problems are their sick children.

Which I'm pretty sure are supposed to be cured by religion. You pray, and God's supposed to fix it. That's how it works.

What about the Bible? There's tons of situations where angels just went down to tell people shit God wanted them to know, and there wasn't any war going on at all. And anyway, aren't you supposed to always be fighting evil? So there's always a war. So you could be on Earth right now helping out. It counts.

[Religion According to Rochelle.

She's never actually gone to church a day in her life, can you tell?]

That isn't how it works. There are millions - billions - of prayers said every day, many of which contradict each other. Many, if not all, are not answered. The Lord hears all, but does not always, if ever, answer. Because that is His choice.

God orders us to deliver His messages, and so we do.

What about the ones that don't get answered?

They are heard.

How does he pick which one gets to be answered? I mean...how can you make a decision like that, decide one is okay, but the other one isn't worthy. That just sounds like a really shitty deal, you ask for him to help you out and he just goes "nope, fuck you, I gotta answer this guy over here's instead."

I don't know.

Why not?

I'm not God.

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