[024] strange fascination, fascinating me

[notafuckingnut]

[PUBLIC -- video]

Driver's Ed, that's all I'm saying. Or...the spaceship equivalent. If that's a thing. I'm tired of getting woken up because the Admiral hit something again; either drive better or don't drive at all.

Sincerely, everybody on board.


[Richie is affected! And is currently named Rochelle. And is firmly convinced she has always had boobs. Much like her male counterpart, she is given to creeptastic behavior, although she's mostly a lurker who tries to be friendly, not so much dangerous.

...Although she'll still stab you if she feels like she needs to, and has a tendency to get worryingly attached to people.]

Comments

[some_kinda_hero]

[Holds up his hands in mock defense.]

Oh, no, nothing wrong with them.

[Pause.]

Except the color entourage, the design, the fact that they're not in season...oh, wait, guess there is something wrong with them.

[He is an asshole to you now, after that horrendous come on.]

[notafuckingnut]

...Well there's no need to be so rude about it, it's not like I have anything else.

[She's pouting now. Why do you need to be so meannnnn.]

[some_kinda_hero]

Whatever, you have a Warden, don't you? Ask them for some new threads.

[notafuckingnut]

[Pause for thinking, then:]

What would you suggest? Since you're the only one saying I need different ones.

I really don't see why I should change anyway. These are fine, it's kind of a waste.

[some_kinda_hero]

[Scoffs.] I don't know what the hell you like, except for assaulting your fellow passenger with your mouth and stripes. Maybe try for something a little more modern and a little less 50s librarian?

[Come on, now. : | ]

[notafuckingnut]

Hey, that...that was an honest mistake. I said I was sorry, didn't I? It's not my fault that your mouth said no while your eyes said yes.

Maybe if they agreed more it wouldn't have been a problem.

[some_kinda_hero]

[Wuuut?] You're a basket case, you know that? We're done here.

[Feed ends.]