Barge comas are random, dipshit, you don't do anything.

And I mean your ass is clearly un-fucking-redeemable, so sucks to be your Warden, 'cause he ain't never getting out of here.

[Despite all the swearing, he doesn't seem all that mad. Annoyed, maybe, but his voice is just sort of flat. He rolls his eyes and lights up a cigarette.]