Acting superior is simply my default behaviour after years of bullying, abuse, and social ostracism. I am intelligent and a highly skilled wizard, and as I know for a fact I am at least a more skilled wizard than you are, I will latch on to that belief and use it to boost my own ego so, in the event that you say something hurtful to me, it will only rebound off of a wall of self-assurance I've built.

I do have friends, though. They keep leaving and it makes me resentful of the people who are still here. Except my wife. I really do like her.

I think you're suspicious and sneaky and if you go near my room again, I'll let the door dissolve you just to see if you learn a lesson.

Pirates were at sea for months at a time and women were thought to be bad luck aboard ships. If there was any fucking going on, it was all amongst themselves.