How don't you know what a weasel is? It's a weasel. Everybody knows what that is; I didn't even graduate and I know what a weasel is. But the fact that your patch is bolted on makes me feel better so I appreciate that.

Well yeah. But it would be worse if it started in your dick; it's the kind of thing people have nightmares about. Or like that magic trick where the magician makes you think you don't have one 'cause he's a douchebag.