...I know eyepatches don't have eyes underneath. That's why people cover them. They make people uncomfortable. The patches themselves are what creep me out because you don't know what's under there. You can guess, but it's hidden so you don't know for sure. It could be an attack weasel that wants to chew your balls off for all you know. The socket part's kinda cool.

Although I'm not so sure about the skull-fucking thing. I mean, I'm a little curious, but I'm always worried they're gonna end up being a zombie, and getting turned through your dick's kinda a shitty way to go, yanno?

So that's how you got that. I was wondering, but I've never really talked to you before so it was a little hard to ask.