[You lost him about a quarter of the way through. Mostly he's just watching with a glazed look now.]

I wasn't...fuck, I didn't need an explanation. I was just saying. It doesn't make sense. How can...you can't...Somebody woulda said something by now if that were the case. If they'd discovered that. That's like...movie shit, that doesn't happen.

[Vampires? Sure. Turning into a Disney character? Apparently that's a thing too. Alternate universes? THAT'S where he draws the line.]

Now I need a beer.