Hey, don't turn your nose up, the Mexican shit still has real sugar in it. [And tastes something like twenty times better than normal in his opinion.] Usually I have a bottle of rum but I've been holding off lately.

[A sigh] The jungle shit was mostly sweaty and dirty. Did run across some giant cockroaches at one point. That was gross. Everything's bigger in the fucking jungle.

Some of the architecture...reminded me, though.