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[036] hee hee ha ha ho ho

[Hello Barge! There is a more subdued than usual Richie greeting you all with a quiet, self-conscious smile, although he never quite looks at the screen.]

Um. Hi. So...I guess I'm here for a couple days? Like a field trip or something. Scared straight kinda thing I guess. I dunno.

Anyway. Hi. This is a pretty cool place you got here, aside from the whole prison thing.

[A/N: for the next few days, Richie is AFFECTED, in this case meaning Seth was marginalised. As a result, Richie's spent quite a bit of time in and out of various facilities, and consequently is fairly institutionalized. He doesn't quite get morals really, but he does what he's told with little complaint; basically he's an overgrown puppy who's stopped biting because he doesn't like getting swatted by the newspaper after, not so much because he's learned it's wrong to.]

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I know that's what they told me. Transfer and then I wake up in a room with a private shower and people tellin' me I can do what I want.

You doing time?

...no, I'm just visiting. I think Ratched's just trying to teach me a lesson or something.

[her name isn't really Ratched, he just doesn't like her enough to actually bother with her real name.]

...Where were you? Or are you? If you're visiting.

Osawatomie. It's a state place.

[because that explains everything apparently. Either way he pulls a face, which explains enough.]

You?

Sing-Sing transferring to Attica. Doing the stretch.

[That's code for "Life Sentence." Hoffman extends his hand so Richie sees the tattoo. anyone familiar with prison knows that pig-means corrupt cop.]

[nope, alas, this version of Richie missed the whole prison thing, so about all Hoffman gets for the trouble is a vacant and curious look like someone who's never seen the ink before.]

What'd you do?

[awed; this guy's Tough.]