Which I'm pretty sure are supposed to be cured by religion. You pray, and God's supposed to fix it. That's how it works.

What about the Bible? There's tons of situations where angels just went down to tell people shit God wanted them to know, and there wasn't any war going on at all. And anyway, aren't you supposed to always be fighting evil? So there's always a war. So you could be on Earth right now helping out. It counts.

[Religion According to Rochelle.

She's never actually gone to church a day in her life, can you tell?]